2.5 Lbs - Great F Coffee - "Premium Supremo Cafe Especial" - Organic/Fair Trade
2.5 LBS of Coffee Perfection
Organic, Fair Trade, and Artisan Roasted fresh-to-order.
Flavor Notes: Brown Sugar / Cherry / Orange
This coffee is artisan-roasted fresh to order.
Ordering 2.5 lbs at once basically means that you get a whole batch roasted just for you.
Perfect for our coffee lovers with OCD. Since you've rented out the whole roaster with your 2.5-fucking-pounds of personal coffee, your beans won't be rubbing elbows with some stranger's beans. Big-time score for the persnickety faction.
Perfect for our coffee lovers with a penchant for royalty. Ordering 2.5 lbs officially makes you king and/or queen of our roaster -- and we, your loyal & humble subjects. Enjoy our exaltation of fiery caffeination, to the exclusion of all others, for approximately 14 minutes. Huzzah. ( You also save a few bucks)
Order now so we can get a'roasting (your unadulterated Highness).